The Sad Truth: Scarecrows Aren’t Fooling Anyone

5 07 2010

What’s happening, my longstanding fans and fanning longstanders?  I’ll tell you what’s been on my mind in the first of what will be many posts for my new segment: The Sad Truth, where I will logically armwrestle misunderstanding and make it face the facts like it ought to.  This particular subject is sure to be something you all give a double rainbow fuck about, because this article is about the sad truth that scarecrows can’t scare crows worth shit.

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