Friend or Foe: Getting a Speeding Ticket

12 07 2010

Okay, so before I get started, I have to apologize for my brief absence.  May and June were busy months and I really wasn’t around to drop any bloggage to my readers; don’t whip your cocks out just yet though because I’m still going to be busy as fuck for a while, but hey I’ve managed to hook you all up with a fantastic new Wavves album and and some article about scarecrows since then.  And now I’m gonna give you a rundown on the question of the hour, which–by the way, I should add, serves as no indication to my feelings on authority figures, nor as an example of the many horrible setbacks that have prevented me from seducing you all with my sweet, sweet calligraphy… where was I?  Oh, right.  Getting a speeding ticket: is it friend or foe?

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Friend or Foe: GRAVITY

21 12 2009

Gravity, invented by Sir Isaac “Crip Killa” Newton in 1679, is a terrifying thing; it controls our destiny without regard for our feelings, and we often misunderstand its role in a situation.  The Yahoo! Kids Online Dictionary defines gravity as “The natural force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.”  But is it friend or foe?  Today, we investigate. Read the rest of this entry »