Friend or Foe: Getting a Speeding Ticket

12 07 2010

Okay, so before I get started, I have to apologize for my brief absence.  May and June were busy months and I really wasn’t around to drop any bloggage to my readers; don’t whip your cocks out just yet though because I’m still going to be busy as fuck for a while, but hey I’ve managed to hook you all up with a fantastic new Wavves album and and some article about scarecrows since then.  And now I’m gonna give you a rundown on the question of the hour, which–by the way, I should add, serves as no indication to my feelings on authority figures, nor as an example of the many horrible setbacks that have prevented me from seducing you all with my sweet, sweet calligraphy… where was I?  Oh, right.  Getting a speeding ticket: is it friend or foe?

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The Sad Truth: Scarecrows Aren’t Fooling Anyone

5 07 2010

What’s happening, my longstanding fans and fanning longstanders?  I’ll tell you what’s been on my mind in the first of what will be many posts for my new segment: The Sad Truth, where I will logically armwrestle misunderstanding and make it face the facts like it ought to.  This particular subject is sure to be something you all give a double rainbow fuck about, because this article is about the sad truth that scarecrows can’t scare crows worth shit.

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